Friendster, Hi5, Facebook alike won't give you easily, but this one will.
This one is very easy to join.
No need to write long profile, you get it just by answering more or less 4 questions and the site will create you a profile based on that.
Instant billions friends at one click :))
Read the FAQ first if you need to be convinced.
I'm talking about nclüdr.
Oh, and it has superb un-clickable ads :-)))
This is my first profile:
Great eh :))